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"The problem with voting is that no matter who you vote for, the government always gets in." — Bono

We're Going To Hell 2018 Lyrics

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The snow is blowing
That son of a bitch
Inside it’s glowing
We’re lucky we’re rich
 
We’re nice and cozy 
We jing-jing-jingle the bell
Oh baby, it’s cold
But we’re going to hell
 
For my vacation I’m flying to Mars
My pet chihuahuas have got their own cars
Our kids bring diamonds to show-and-tell
But if we don’t help people with AIDS
We’re going to hell
 
We’ve got human hair wigs and therapy pigs
To keep us out of a rut
When it’s tax time we don’t pay a dime
So thanks for that, Donald Trump
 
We all ride jet skis with Barack and Michelle
But if we don’t help people with AIDS
We’re going to hell
 
Hey, I have a question. Has anyone here actually ever been to hell?
 
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, absolutely.
 
Everyone?
 
Of course, absolutely. 
 
What’s it like?
 
Well, I mean, hell’s terrible, Jimmy, it really is. There’s gluten everywhere. 
 
And they have bowls of Advil instead of M&Ms. 
 
Yeah, and they have dial up internet. 
 
It’s awful. It’s awful. 
 
Oh no, 14-4?
 
14-mother fucking-4. 
 
It’s so slow. 
 
Wow, that is terrible. But if it’s so bad, why did you all go there?
 
Well, Jimmy, hell is where our agents make our deals with the devil!
 
Oh, that explains that. 
 
I pay a servant to chew up my food
I had an artist paint me in the nude
Sexy
 
Got more cash on hand than a drug cartel
But if we don’t give some of it back
We’re going to hell
 
We have screening rooms
Our own perfumes
I do yoga on a private jet
 
I have three Van Goghs, TV shows
And an endangered giraffe for a pet
We throw our Teslas out the minute they lose their new smell
But if we don’t help people with AIDS
We’re going to hell
 
‘Cause we’re all one percenters
From the 8s to the 10ers 
And if we don’t give up our cash
We’ll get pitchforks stuck up our ass
But if we don’t help people with AIDS
We’re going to hell
Yeah, if we don’t help people with AIDS
We’re going to hell
 
 
(This song features Bono, Jimmy Kimmel, Kristen Bell, Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, Chris Rock, Halsey, Zoe Saldana, and Chad Paisley)